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I have divided this page into sections (big surprise there)
All images in these pages are 'thumbnails'.
You know the drill, click on the small pic to see the larger one. (as if I needed
to tell you...)
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This is my first attempt at web page design so any constructive criticism would be greatly appreciated.... (please be gentle with me.. lol) Actually this is Version 3.0 of this page, I think I'm getting the hang of this... (slowly...)
I hope you enjoy my page
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Version 1.0 This page was created using IE5, Arachnophilia, Paint Shop Pro, a cheese grater and a large ball of twine. Version 2.0 I dabbled with Namo Web editor, messed about with "frames", got a larger ball of twine and had the chesse grater professionally sharpened. Version 3.0 I'm currently playing with HotDog Pro 5.5 and sick of "Frames". Traded the cheese grater in on a K-Tel "dice-o-matic" and bought a roll of rope.... (this is getting very silly isn't it....)
Verion 4.0 (or should that be version 3.1?) Nothing much has changed other than losing the "Splash Screen" (it was shitting me), implementing a more "heirarchical" internal structure (not that you'd notice), re-sized a bunch of thumbnails and generally attrmpted to tidy up the overall "look" of the site.
Apart from that, I'm now using Hot Dog Pro 6.5, IE 6, a linear accelerator driven food processor and several tons of whale blubber.... (I think I've officially passed "very silly" and have entered "blithering idiot" territory...)
No Animals were harmed during the production of this page.
(Scared, yes, but definitely not harmed)
This page has been clinically tested & proven to be 100% fat-free.
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